Daddy: Lawson, you need to share your Noah's Ark toy with Judah. You are a Hopper. And Hoppers share.
Lawson: Hoppers don't share! Hopper's kick! They kick everything outta da way!!!!
Is someone ready for soccer?
Lawson: Mama, do you know what this is?
Mama: It's an acorn.
Lawson: No, it's a "throw something at you".
Or maybe baseball?

1 comment:
These are hilarious!! Last weekend, Carter was saying "Kick! Push" to our dog while kicking out his leg. (knowing he'd get in trouble for doing this) A few minutes later, Grace started holding out her foot and saying "Keh! Puh!" :)
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